I’ll tell you who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma. My parents, Martha Stewart and William Shakespeare.

After my niece peed on my memory foam-topped mattress, I caved and bought a 1) new mattress top (because ew) and 2) a waterproof mattress protector. It’d withstand an adult peeing on it. Highly recommend.

Jesus Jessica Christ. I can’t believe I just saw that.

A man with a smaller than average, weirdly shaped dick. I’m not saying it’s micropeen but it’s small and it’s weird. (I’ve seen so many dicks in my life, I got really good at predicting what they are like based on personality alone. It’s.....kinda my superpower.)

It’s definitely evil Pee Wee Herman.

She doesn’t deserve applause for being a human being in one aspect of her life. She is a terrible person, and her “punishment” is getting paid a large sum of money to not spew her uninformed hatred. She deserves no applause and no sympathy.

I saw it last night. I felt the same.

I’ve been saying this for years. (My wife worked for NYC parks, and was in on some of his bids so I’m familiar with how he runs a business)

Have you seen Trapped? He’s one of the providers they follow.

I just bought new toothpaste yesterday and this fucking happened. I have been exclusively buying Crest for my adult life and it’s is a fucking design flaw. The lid does not click into place. That is why everyone’s is open. People are saying that it should stand on it’s lid but wtf kind of medicine cabinet do you have…

Crest are assholes for even calling this a paste. Crest should call this product: toothsauce.

Thank you! I can’t believe the clinical discussions going on about age 15 vs 16 and $10 vs $20 and good mayor vs bad mayor. I get that we can’t *know* whether or not he’s guilty just from reading an article. But if he is guilty, none of that other junk matters.

If you consider yourself below a tone-deaf 21-year-old model, punch away.

As does everyone else who participates. A 21-year-old model with aspirations of wokeness is not responsible for PepsiCo’s decisions. Targeting Kendal Friggin’ Jenner is not Fighting The Power©.

a) She’s a working model. No other model would turn down a starring role in a Pepsi spot preceded by Cindy Crawford, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears etc. If this were any other 21-year-old model in the world, the outrage would be directed at PepsiCo, where it belongs. b) Things don’t exist in a vacuum. Context and…

Let’s get started by hounding this other model on social media for the creative direction of this ad he chose to appear in. Also, everyone else in the Pepsi spot.

No, a small bit of criticism is when your friends or co workers politely tell you that you fucked up or could have done something better. Having a twitterstorm rage at you, thats literally thousands of people unloading a bunch of verbal garbage over your head. In terms of scale of criticism, its hard to make it…

How in the world is Kendal Jenner, a 21-year-old model, responsible for the ad Pepsi, a multinational corporation, put her in? Did she have creative input I’m not aware of?

she didn’t direct the episode. she’s just an actress (loosely defined, i know). i’m sure she was convinced that the message was a good one, but she can’t be responsible for its concept or execution.