Join me in advocating for my alternative to abortion- mandatory vasectomies. It’s reversible in most cases. Why should the onus be on me to not get pregnant and then stay pregnant when I can’t even get pregnant without sperm? Where does sperm come from? Men. They should be more responsible with it.

I am not Catholic, but my theory is that if there is a loving and benevolent God, we totally did not understand what she/he was trying to tell us and just went off and did our own thing. Perhaps we are not God’s children. Perhaps we are God’s cats. God says, “Love thy neighbor,” and we hear, “Knock that full water…

So we have a right to private conversations but not a right to private health care decisions, huh, right wingers?

DON’T WORRY, OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IS FUCKED! EVERYTHING IS GREAT!

Guilty. I’m at a point where I need time more than I need additional money. (Knocks on nearby wood.)

The raises where I work come in 1-2% increments, and not even that in the last 5 years. So, I worked from that model and chose accordingly.

QUICK! WATCH AN EPISODE OF HAPPY ENDINGS! AND FIREFLY*!

I remember how much my mom loved that show when I was a kid.

For real, they are like, a couple of deer and an impromptu musical number away from being Disney Princesses.

One of the things that kept pissing me off today was being reminded that they wanted to approve this thing “on the anniversary of the signing of the ACA.” I get opposing the ACA for certain problems it poses, but celebrating its repeal and mocking its initial creation is sick. You can oppose and repeal a law while…

He is very much not aware that the Legislative Branch is coequal. He’s pretty fucking sure he is the ruler of all and calls all the dances. ALL OF THEM.

True - because then we’d be faced with repubs trying to repeal single payer and replace it with Obamacare. Which seems like a bizarro liberal fantasy world now.

This is going to be a scorching hot take, but merely bearing and raising a child does not in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM make you qualified to talk about the Trump/Russia allegations and wider societal implications on (what could be generously described as) a news program.

Biased media, reporting all the times I cheated way more than all the times I DIDNT cheat. Fake news.

Hey Joanna, where was your enthusiasm last week when those Republicans said there was no evidence that we were broken up? You never cover that. You’re only covering news that makes it look like we’re broken up. Why are you being so biased?

Not gonna lie, this was funny and all, but pretty much just gave me PTSD flashbacks from an abusive and gaslighting ex.

I’ll likely avoid participating in most of the polls for similar reasons. My childhood was awful, and many of the topics being addressed are not applicable to me.

Childhood: when you wish you were an adult so you can buy all the Alpha-Bits cereal and cake frosting.

Gary Steiner is cisgendered.