Well, I think a better choice would have been “Marvin K Mooney, please go now” but presumably she would find that too relevant personally.

The butter bread war would be a nightmare of the future.

The cat in the hat is pretty much the white house as we speak.

I maintain that the people who were most bent out of shape about Hillary’s emails don’t actually understand what email servers are.

Oh, The Places You’ll Go Back To If You’re From One Of A Handful Of Specific Countries.

I will never understand the controversy over calling the non-dairy dairy replacements “milk”. Milk in this case is not a literal description, but instead a word that connotes the taste, texture, and uses of the beverage in a succinct way. We all know it didn’t actually come from an udder, we’re not confused, and we’re…

It was not really about the fact that she is so comfortable in her position that she put her feet on the couch. It was that she did so with the heads of the HBCUs in the office. The likelihood she would have done so, with say, the Ivy presidents is pretty fucking low.

“I’m going to give a free commercial here. Go buy it today, everybody.” 

I’d vote for Oprah over him, if you’re the sort of person who wants America to be run “like a business” she’s probably a better choice.

I don’t know if intended, but your reference to Mussloni strikes home at a deeper level. Mussolini didn’t get the trains to run on time. Most of the repairs to their rail system was done before Mussolini came to power and it’s been pretty well established that there wasn’t anything special about their efficiency under…

I literally started screaming at the TV at the adulation they gave him. Fuck all of them sideways. Man sprinkled his speech with wrong facts and is starting a fucking special division to track immigrant crime (do those fools realize how fascist that sounds and that all criminals, regardless of citizenship, are pursued…

I still day dream about the Trump-Russian connection being found out, and the Supreme Court ruling that the election has to be done over. Oh, and Trump gets put on trial in this scenario.

That is not shade.

After reading tweets from Katy Tur, Van Jones, Zeke Miller, Chris Cilliza and hearing about Chris Matthews all lauding him for sounding presidential with a capital P, Vincente Fox’s tweets softened the blow of the impending rise in approval ratings.

Also, we should all follow Vincente Fox on Twitter:

That fits with what Trump’s been saying: He loves semantics. He’s the least anti-semantic person you’ve ever seen.

“Experts are telling me there’s more violence around marijuana than one would think and there’s big money involved.” And today: “I’m not sure we’re going to be a better, healthier nation if we have marijuana being sold at every corner grocery store.”

And women want him.

I’m so sick of this shit. Any time anything contradicts his worldview, he declares that the opposite must be true - fake news, paid protesters, illegal voters, and now jews calling in bomb threats to themselves. If it looks like a nazi, acts like a nazi, and is threatening jews, it’s probably a fucking nazi donald.

And yeah she would never walk up to a black person and say those things one-on-one because she’d be chicken, but she sure as hell does it when she is with a gang of like minded people. When she is protected by idiots in confederate flag pickup trucks she can let her true nature come out.

I’m embarrassed when I get caught spinning in my office chair. What the hell is this shit?

She looks like a grownup handed her the phone so she would shut up while the adults were talking