Nice. Did yours repeatedly try to talk you into procreating shortly after? When my SIL had her first, apparently she decided having a baby while single and unemployed was such a genius move that I needed to follow in her footsteps immediately. Her brother and I weren't married, I was in college, and we could barely…

Haha I can't believe I forgot about that part! I was just talking about once we get to see how he still takes care of her even though it's difficult. It's not unusual for older couples to die within days of each other, but you're right, they even screwed that up.

The only part of that movie that had anything to do with "true" love was the end. It wouldn't make pretty pictures though.

Totally agree. When my nephew turned 1, my narcissistic SIL turned it into a full on pageant. And apparently she felt the need to step it up a notch for the 2nd and 3rd bdays also. Now that he is old enough to talk and sort of hold a party on his own, the parties are becoming more reasonable. HMM.

Yeah hate to break it to the panel, but if it doesn't work then the risks outweigh the benefits. Like, automatically, doesn't matter what it is, cut-and-dry no. Anyone who works treating people for anything should know that. Also people with common sense. So that's kind of concerning.

? This was days ago. But ok...

For some reason whenever I see Kate Gosselin on TV I end up feeling sorry for her. She just comes across as so miserable. I hope it doesn't happen, but she just looks like she's just one more setback away from drug addiction or alcoholism or something.

"Another thing I see often is receptionist or assistant anything positions. You better have a degree and three years work experience first! Then get in line with the other 300 applicants."

Yeah there are tons if celebrities on social media. And yet somehow this isn't a daily occurrence. HMM.

Lol I should have been more clear on that last part. I REALLY REALLY don't care about your opinion. I was trying to be sympathetic for a while, but now I'm done.

Yeah you started to sound reasonable there for a second.

I didn't answer your question because I think it's beside the point. You took that comment literally when it (pretty clearly I thought) wasn't meant to be literal. I just didn't get the sense initially that you were willing to hear anybody out and were more interested in arguing for the sake of arguing.

I think cassiebear was having a little fun with you, dude. This is totally unsolicited advice, but seeing the world through a literal, black-and-white lens (which we are all guilty of from time to time) makes life a lot harder than it needs to be.

I know you're just trolling but I'd like to point out for the others that the "larger deviation" theory for gendered intelligence was debunked like 20 years ago. The data was based on small sample sizes. It has nothing to do with your derailing argument about government in general and your hilarious accusations of…

Wow. If he was my dad, I would have gotten married somewhere in Alberta, too.

Yeah I've been in that position before, too, where you truly truly love someone but the relationship gets to a completely unacceptable point, so you give the person 1099075 chances and say, "If this doesn't change I will leave because I can't live this way" 2784389 times, but they just keep breaking your heart over…

"That is a bullshit aw-shucks perspective that shoves responsibility right on the victim's shoulders (according to this "theory," if she hadn't left, causing a breakdown in the family structure, she'd be alive)."

"We called it a beatin'! We all got one AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY. Displin! Frmerly valoos!"

Ok, I used to watch a fair deal of Dr. Phil after school when I was a teen, and even though his tv circus mocks what therapy is supposed to be about, I feel like I need to defend him. What the hell is this guy talking about he saw it on Dr. Phil?? EVEN DR. PHIL would know better than to say that.

I like how the color wheel puts red and pink at opposite spectrums, just in case it wasn't gender pukey and unscientific enough in the content.