Yes it’s so infuriating that ball-kicking is considered OFF LIMITS. If men don’t want to be kicked in the balls, maybe they should stop ASKING FOR IT by doing fucked-up shit that makes you have to kick them in the balls!

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

This is the one I put up. It’s her current age, it’s kick-ass General Leia, and it’s just perfection in every way. 

I’ve been thinking about Debbie Reynolds and how when she got that lifetime achievement award a couple of years ago, she was a little shaky and wandered a bit in her speech, and how Carrie got up with her and helped her through it.

Hygge? Easy. Don an elaborately knit sweater, eat herring ‘til you drop, and repress all your emotions beneath a neutral smile.

Here they are, singing “Happy”. But hey, continue to think in black and white.

I’m a person of Dutch nationality, and it was mostly people of my nationality that were killed in the MH17 crash you are referring to. There is no such thing as karma. These here are human beings that died. Human beings of value, artists, people who were loved. They did not deserve to die because of another innocent…

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.”

Kellyanne Conway is a terrible person, but I did think that was a funny line. Especially with all of the womanizers in the Trump administration.

I can’t decide if you are very young or just very weird.

What the fuck does Kylie Jenner need at 2 am besides a ride home from the club cuz Tyga cant drive? *eyeroll* PAs dont need to be oncall 24/7. Do at least some of your own shit. Goddamn.

I gave birth a few months back (four months and a day, but who’s counting...), and in the bathroom at the labor ward there was a wardrobe where they kept all of the maternity pads. I went to get one and there was a card fastened to the inside of the door that said “turn this card over to the blank side if you are…

Rowland can only laugh. “They’re like cousins!”

You sound like a guy who starts fights at bars.

From a legal perspective, putting your hands up defensively, taking a step back and saying loudly, you’re not looking for trouble or don’t want to fight, can be some important testimony in the future if you do end up fighting. Especially if you win.

Trevor tends to be at his best when he gets to really pull on his South African identity, so I think he has the potential to be sadly amazing the next however many years if given the chance. (And I so miss The Nightly Show ‘cause for all it’s flaws, it’d tended to be pretty good at intersectionality).

What is the proper way to snub a bathroom attendant?

This one’s better. More nooks and crannies to explore, more tombs, more environmental variety and a new crafting system that rewards scavenging and exploration. I thought the reboot was ok but was very impressed with this one. As I said in my write-up, it scratches some of that Metroid itch in terms of how it handles…