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coffee is vegan

I have rephrased your blog post into a series of haikus:

link to where I can buy this pls.

Save your feel bads for all of the actually good, hardworking students whose spot at USC went to Ms Instagram because their parents didn’t have the means to bribe their way in. 

I really hate to shame women about their appearances, but this woman looks like she has already started hitting the facial fillers/botox pretty hard. She doesn’t look fresh-faced to me, she looks like...plastic.

Dear Lauren Evans,

Yeah, I always considered the quintessential R. Kelly song to be “The Remix to Ignition.”

I believe him 100%. My partner is an old millennial (as am I, weep for us pls) and he did not know who Andrew Dice Clay or Meatloaf was. 

I agree with the sentiment for two reasons:

I understand “The Rock’s” place in pop culture. We enjoy singing “you’re welcome!” around our house, similar to the catchy Moana tune. He seems somewhat wholesome in a twenty-first-century-meets-the-90s-TGIF kind of way.

I don’t think she actually knows what a Zionist really is.

I am really sorry that you have to go through this. Fuck cancer and best wishes for you and your family. 

Interestingly, my grandmother had it and was dead within a month. Somehow the lining of her stomach was perforated and seeping stomach acid into her other systems which landed her in the hospital initially, but then they found the cancer in her pancreas. She was otherwise in perfect health but in her early 80s. This…

My dad is a racist, misogynist, Republican, somewhat abusive, alcoholic bigot.

I stand by my original comment.

gross.

Michael Bloomberg will not be running for president, bringing up the average height of current primary contenders by some significant measure, no doubt.

Yes. They were traveling with a carer. There was something wrong with his head and he had a bandage that was secreting something yellow and he kept dabbing it with tissues. I swapped my aisle seat for his carer’s window seat. The tissues ended up being repeatedly dropped on me during the flight and the one time the…

Sometimes the worst misogynists are other women.