turtles are long-lived creatures.

Our collective misfortune?

How is Mitch McConnell still alive? 

Adam Scott, you magnificent beast.

Retta would END his high-heeled-boot-wearin ass.

If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.

Please say it was a gift plate from the Queen who then told Melania it was a hat just to see if she would actually wear it in public.

Hope Hicks under arrest, sounds better.

Don’t forget the gun nuts:  “In Gun-Controlled London Knife Wielding Terrorists Flood the Streets!”

These idiots: “The Mayor of London is an idiot and doing nothing to stop knife crime by criminal gangs.”

Lorne Michaels is a perfectionist?  A perfectionist of what?  Mediocrity?

Am I wrong in being extremely weird out about how the article brushes off Amy Heckerling actions? I mean all this criticism of Lorne Michaels is more than valid and he should be call out about it but the article kinds of skips over that all that Kattan alleges happened, did so because Heckerling propositioned him and…

Because of my allergies to cats, I am strictly a dog person, but this story made me laugh. My own struggles with eating disorders have meant that my weight has been up and down over the years, so I’m extremely sensitive to being weight shamed; whether fat shamed or skinny shamed/or skinny celebrated— it all just feels…

My cat was 27lbs and lived to be 14, Fat is not a crime!

I’m more interested in whether or not UCDavis’s vet school has spayed/neutered these cats than I am in their diet. 

HE’S BIG BONED

This is the only chart I trust what it comes to feline well being. That cat looks like A Fine Boi to me, maybe a He Chomnk....

Cheeto, you do you buddy. Keep living that snack life.

Please pay no attention to the rantings of this nerd @UCDavis_Egghead.