There’s a lot of very valid and humorous critiques of Melania Trump that don’t have to resort to slut-shaming.

To be fair, the Church of England was created so the king could divorce and subsequently behead his wife, so it’s different.

Honestly, I think we should all follow Justice Ginsburg’s example and boycott the State of the Union Address. The best way to hurt the Republican party’s current figurehead is low ratings. The lower the better. You know you will get the rundown the next day from the million tweets, e-mails and talking-head reactions.

I am fine with the disintegration of the sportsball industrial complex altogether, so this is good news.

Indeed.

Perhaps, and if that is infact the case, perhaps he should have applied the concept more judiciously to the rest of his body art.*

I am proud to say that I have skipped the Superbowl every year since 2007. 

You need new friends. My pals are all, “yo, remember when Brit put on weight? This ain’t right.” 

Pat Boone has harder music than this overwrought candyass.

A couple things:

The party at fault here is not United Airlines (this time) it is that heinous woman. There is never any justification for treating people like that, shitty services or otherwise.

Is that a smile? That is truly frightening. If I saw this man on the train I would probably change cars. 

So, we should just elect whatever is “not Trump” without a critical evaluation of their policies?

I really really really really really really wish that anyone who was involved in the last presidential election (HRC, Sanders, that guy from Maryland) plus Joe Biden would rather than “seriously consider” runs, promise to hardcore campaign for whatever new person gets the nomination. I liked Sanders, I liked HRC…

Yes, all of this.

My dad used to always bring up John Lennon as an example of this phenomenon.

And a wearer of unflattering and silly eyewear. There should be a tax on that too. 

As much rage as the situation would fill me with, to have my child brazenly wear racist regalia and behave heinously in public, I would never cause him physical harm. I would in all likelihood set that fucking hat on fire though and put in on Instagram live. 

People wear the MAGA hat for one reason: To communicate support for the racist, sexist and bigoted ideology and associated policies of the Republican party and its current figurehead. That hat is a symbol of white supremacy, if I see you wearing it, I will assume that you are a white supremacist. 

You’re right I’m not. I was completely unpractical in my career choices, so if this was my kid I wouldn’t have the option to hire a PR firm, BUT that’s not the point. I would tell Savannah Guthrie or whoever that I was really bummed out that my kid was awful enough to attend an anti-abortion rally and wear that hat,…