this should be a meme. brilliant, well done.

That would never in a million fucking years would be my kid. And if it was, I wouldn’t hire him a PR firm and encourage him to feign some kind of privileged victimhood.

I, too, wish that you had just walked away. You are getting so much more exposure and attention than you deserve, Nick.

You can have minority status and operate in a way that is complicit and in support of racist policies. Cruz is a perfect example.

Also: sidebar: could you imagine, in the wake of the infamous Gillette ad what all those guys who enthusiastically tried to flush their razors would do if told they needed to get their dicks checked?

When I was in seventh grade, in our science class, every student got to choose a disease to do an extensive research project on. Sadly for me, I was sick the week we got to choose the diseases and when I returned the teacher only had one topic left: Toxic Shock Syndrome. It was humiliating to have to be twelve years…

The majority of the Republican party fully supports racist policies. In 2011, Mitch McConnell literally defined the entire party platform as blocking all legislation proposed by President Obama, even when it was crafted from a bipartisan perspective (ie. the Affordable Care Act was literally Massachusetts’ Romney…

That kid chose to put on that hat. The MAGA hat is basically the twenty first century version of a Swastika. He is choosing to broadcast an identity aligned with racism and bigotry. No amount of Mitch McConnell fun bucks is going to change that.

Actually, it is not.

Here is a pro-tip in response to the teenager’s statement.

I am currently reading this book! It makes me feel dumb for not doing something more practical with my life and also makes me take note of what she says about her parents so I can be a better parent for my son. It’s amazing how much good parenting really has a huge impact what you become as an adult (not that I am…

I am 55% positive about this, 45% ambivalent! 

Yeah, dude, because “Sheev” is sooooo traditional. 

I live in the UK and there was a primary school in my town that wanted to eliminate uniforms, so they put it to a vote for parents. Parents had three options: 1. No uniforms. 2. Green jumpers for uniforms. 3. Blue jumpers for uniforms. Needless to say, no uniforms won.

I liked the reboot. Do more of that. 

Counterpoint:

As a resident of the whimsical land of Britain, I assure you that anything is possible, including Henrietta and Eugene and their quest for instafame.

It’s ok, he had many of us fooled. He should have stuck with Anna and invested in a better handler/publicist. 

Just taking a cue from Betty Draper!

Although I completely agree that cutting down Joshua trees and running ATVs rampantly through National Parks is a disgusting activity, I think we need to be really careful about using language that equates other humans with animals such as “swine” seeing as the GOP wants us all to believe the people seeking asylum at…