I know the government shutdown is completely the orange-in-chief’s own creation

“Sen. McConnell and his caucus are AWOL in the middle of this shutdown. They are hiding out,”

I lost 70 pounds on Weight Watchers and have kept most of it off for the better part of 10 years.

this is best possible reaction to this nonsense. 

This guy is a poor woman’s Daniel Day Lewis and should be grateful anyone cares about his dumb opinion. Trolling level B-

Cute pooch, but that looks like some side-eye to me, Esther.

Let’s not forget that Mike Pence is a soulless, money-grubbing hypocrite who told his devoted, rabid conservative listeners that it’s not clear if tobacco causes cancer...in 2000.

wtf is happening.

What’s with hating on dogs so much, Esther? Dogs are noble creatures and have lived beside humans for nearly as long as goats, fulfilling all sorts of needs that most certainly do not include fetching cans of Diet Coke. The living hate-filled mannequin serving the President should not be compared to our canine…

So long as her “political career” ends with being first daughter-wife I don’t give a fuck. 

barf. 

However, they are less smart, clumsy and most likely more out of shape. 

I was really naive with my son, and ended up a literal “for-profit” hospital and ended up having a c-section. The only reason we are trying for number two is because we moved to another country where it’s covered by national healthcare.

haha I forgot about this one - it’s a classic!

WTF. It would cost less to pay someone double minimum wage to drive to the nearest Target and buy a huge box of polka-dot printed band-aids than they are charging for a single one. If that isn’t enough to start a revolution I don’t know what the fuck is. 

lol@anyone telling a woman to “stay classy” for using the word “motherfucker” after pretty much everything related to the current GOP figurehead. 

you’re welcome. 

thank you.

I was raised by a bitter white Republican who believes that the world should basically be Leave it to Beaver.

The soundtrack to First Man was haunting, beautiful and perfect.