It is completely ridiculous to rank Chris Pine ahead of Chris Hemsworth. However, he is a worthy second for sure.

As a woman who swears quite fucking frequently, I admire Congresswoman Tlaib’s moxie; however, I disagree about impeachment.

Agree 100% - saw it yesterday - took my five year old (don’t side-eye me, he loved it too) and it the absolute best superhero movie I have ever seen (and I see a lot living with a 34 year old and 5 year old nerd).

You pug has the same first name as me. I am now following her adventures. Thanks for the recommendation :)

I am going to follow this pooch.

I wish the best for you and your bootie-wearing dog and success in this endeavor. And I do agree, even though my beloved late old boxer hated clothing, that the pet-influencer thing is genius. I wish my rebellious black cat would comply.

Someday, in the distant future, I aspire to adopt a black pug and name her Etheldreda and potentially put her on the internets. I currently follow Doug the Pug on Instagram - and I worry that although his posts are very fun and sometimes hilarious that putting an animal in all of those costumes is somewhat cruel. I…

A more appropriate classic film analogy is when Dr. Raymond Stantz (Dan Aykroyd) imagined a giant Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man who was then brought into existence to destroy parts of Manhattan in Ghostbusters.

Comparing the current figurehead of the GOP administration to a velociraptor - even a fictional velociraptor - is offensive to reptiles and birds everywhere. 

I am about to reveal myself as an old.

Greed and marketing ignorance to the masses as virtue. That’s how we got here.

If I still lived in the US I would make this into a huge poster and put it in my front fucking lawn* covered in twinkle lights.

Well, Don, if you insist on having two scoops of ice cream and only letting your guests have one, this is what happens. You have no one to blame but yourself. And probably Don Jr. also.

Well shit, maybe we should cancel?

Good fucking riddance. 

Controversial opinion:

Yes, I have a five year old child, and am painfully aware of the inequalities in American public education based on where one lives. Perhaps therein lies the problem, that schools are funded by property taxes which in turn supports segregation - which ties us into this issue of milk and white supremacy.

In most places other than the US, runny, half-cooked egg yolks are considered delicious. 

Once, I went to Paris and had the most amazing meal. It was basically raw beef with a raw egg on top, and it was amazing. I did not get sick. I did drink wine with that meal, so perhaps the answer is if you enjoy some raw cookie do, make sure to consume enough wine to kill the salmonella. Obviously, that is the answer.

I find it really sad that a tax increase meant to help children eat healthy lunches at school would create resentment. People need to get better hobbies.