#soBlessed!

Plus voices on the radio from The Devil!

Yeah, and why exactly isn't OldTV just already a thing?

You can get Portland teevee? You mean you're lucky enough to be able to watch Shauna Parsons' eternally wagging head AND Tracy Barry's timeless chipmunk act?
See, our news affiliates are awful, and…

And then…(saxophone music)

I have noticed that -even with no cable box- you will be "given" access to as many religious channels as you want, free of charge!

A logic pleasing in its circularity.

Yeah, that ain't helping.

Ay yi freakin' yi. Yes, in the United States, it most certainly has to do with racism, and far more than any reasoned fear of the coming of Sharia to the States, say. I don't have any more sympathy for Islam than any other religion. I do, however, find it more than typically awful of so many of my countrymen to use…

Well, he was wrong about Iraq. Entirely correct about the Saudis, though.

He has always lived in the castle.

Where was the hard work, in this case?

I guess I thought I saw Chase saying that somewhere. Perhaps only to shut people up about it.

Guys. Fellas. Tough guys. Sizzlechests.

"I guess you could say…TITANNNIC!"
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Me too! Somewhat less so "In the Valley of Elah," but in general, a good run of Tommy Lee J movies, that period.

I loved Mallory's writing, and found almost everything else on there to be freshman seminar-level terrible.

You could have yelled, "NO MOVIES FOR OLD MEN, HUH?" over and over again that year.

OHHH! YOU MEAN…

"Turns out the lemon is his penis!"
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