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Cap'n Tragedy
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Who said anything about a flim-flam flan?

And that same year: There Will Be Milkshake.

Now I'm considering the porn sub-category MiLilf.

"I am mullyfoggin' sick, of this muffin'flippin' country…"

"Now I'm off to oversee the three burials of Meliques Estrada."

Americans: we just don't laugh until someone says, "bam! That is the joke!" Then we're all the laughin'-est motherfuckers of them all.

Charlie!

"I guess you could say…he was really CITIZEN KANE!"
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TWEREN'T!

I'd like to see the market research that suggested there were lots of folks out there confused by that ending. But of course, this is a world where what's his name who wrote 'The Sopranos' ending had to finally just say, "HE DIED, OKAY?" to the squads of The Slow out there who just can't handle ambiguity.

She just put a down payment on a boat!

And Nancy Cavanaugh, surely.

Can't leave out Dawes Butler and Ken Nordine.

"Spitting out chunks of masticated carrot while walking backwards in high heels: the hardest job you'll never love."

She probably even did a passable Stallone.

Tacoma Calling! Cobie Smulders and…I dunno, Sharlto Copley as not-app developers in scenic Pierce County, Wa. They "develop" a relationship!

Jeezus. Now I'm really confused. To my mind, that's a Bill Withers song.

Yeah, I agree. Irritate away. Dude (and you know it's a dude) deserves it.

I also feel like there's room here for really weird guitar solos, where they're basically not sounding like guitars. Shriekback's "Pretty Little Things," say, or "Kaleidoscopic Gaze" by Stereolab.

Great fucking solo, though. Makes me happy, every time.