Yes. How can a Big, Fancy Communications guy not know that the cover on this thing has Don't Read Me written all over it, for plenty of people?

Pro-pec-ia?

That's almost 'Little House' numbers!

That cover, though. It looks like it's for a book called, "God, I'm Annoying."

"Again, I sincerely say to those of you I have somehow offended, MEE SO SOLLY!!!"

"To those I killed, let me just say…"

But what about th' ''lectric guitahhh?

Capped off with, "MOVE ON!" right?

"Michael Shitterman for the defense, your honor!"

Fatback grossero?

"God, I am so ashamed that I am enjoying this delicious ice cream sundae right now!"

Hell, I still miss 'Horse E-Books':
"Wear cute outfits."

Note how many fictional-sounding things there are in there: Medium Waves? Sphereplane? Index Square? Even "Chheang Chhun" seems like they misspelled an actual name.

And I am convinced that 'Hamilton' will be the next 'Cats.'

Isn't Michael Medved the Michael Medved of Michael Medveds?

I was always curious why Doc Hatori would often say things that began, "In Japanese cooking, that's called…" I always wondered if a Japanese man was actually saying that on a Japanese teevee show.

Best one of those I ever saw: two "cowboys," in a barn. They are joined by two "cowgirls," and the audio is bad enough that you don't get to hear what leads to them fucking, but that's what happens.
But after that, they stop fucking, and are just standing there talking, naked. Surrounded by "haybales," while the audio…

It kind of sounds like the same director (and set dresser) could be used to positive ends if turned loose on 'Telemarketing, The Movie.'

"And now, an encore showing of 'They Just Didn't Care,' unrated."

Which was the case with 'Boxing Helena,' wasn't it?
Been years since I've seen Art Garfunkel…