Sounds like someone owes someone a serious favor. I gotta see 'Bigfoot vs DB Cooper.' It sounds like a novel I tried to write when I was five.
Actually, that wouldn't make a bad movie, either. It was called 'The Exorcist Omen.'

"He's hacked into my Area!"

"Director of Cinematography: Shirt Mann"

Yeah, I mean it sounds like the dialogue is riveting in that way that seems like it was written by a sad robot.

Sounds like watching a bunch of stars -plus Girlfriend Becky!- trying to react to being attacked by a bunch of space-invading epidemic birds in a parking lot.

Even better if they made a little song, for drum, fife and acoustic gui-tar:
"Dude, this isn't comic-con
Dude, we're not just playing beer pong
Your Peepee Frog is fuckin' lame
This is actual white supremacy, NOT…SOME…FUCKIN' GAAAAME!!!"

"Don't never wear a straw hat to a fire! In …TEXAS."

They were on their way back from the Campaign to Replace the Dihydrogen Oxide in Our Rivers and Streams rally.

Look, how many of you are there in the 'I Hate Illinois Nazis' party? Would you be okay with being seated in the bar?

"It's like asking a horse to fix a merry-go-round. I mean, he'll try his best and everything, but really all you're gonna end up doing is terrifying the horse."

I know, right? Wussypillows are getting *really* expensive!

Big tent? More like…small tent full of assholes!

"Pepe the Frog's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in…there were no survivors…"

Passersby were amazed at the enormous amounts of blood.

"EV-RYTHING'S COMIN' UP ETH-ICAL QUAN-DRIES!"

Hey, they're down. They're the ones who finally got me to take Rachel Bilson's surname seriously.

What do you mean by that?

Romany Malco is on the phone!

Also a courtroom drama, starring Sam Rockwell, and Marisa Tomei (she gets naked!). From the director of 'Unpleasantly Detained,' and 'Adjective Noun.'

STICKS UP BUTTS!