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Also, never throw in your lot with those Up With People! people. Those kids are freeeaks.

*Especially* a bullshit month like February!

Yeah, I watched the first couple seasons and said, "Got it." It certainly had its moments, but damn, when it was off, it was off.

Curiously, my very first backstage pass is from the 'Odelay' tour. I have been known to call it my "Beckstage" pass, in my more annoying moments.
It's a silky, not a laminate, and the lineup that day was Elliot Smith & Quasi, Built to Spill, Sonic Youth, either the Sneaker Pimps or the Cheater Slicks (I almost

It was the penis of an era!

I've never watched that show, so: PAUL HOLLYWOOD?

But Amy Goodman is blandly bad. I don't see how she even somewhat ends up on the same list.

Nenah Cherry: MONSTER.

No doubt I'll wish I'd scrolled all the way down but: Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen.
They aren't funny, and…they're supposed to be. Not thought-provoking, but stupid people find them to be so. They're what passes for Irony these days: say something stupid, and make a dumb face.

"…if not necessarily my bladder. You see, when I said 'adult'…"

And damn me if I don't see a larger point one could make there…

"Hmmm…one of the lead singers of Three Dog Night?"

"Dr." Oz, and "Dr." Laura, and "Dr." Phil, and…

True, though.

It's amazing. If there were a dictionary entry for whatever probably-German word there is for " Someone who is endlessly proud of himself despite having never done anything of consequence," there'd be a full color pic of Seanny there.

Smile like a death rictus, sting like a strangely-popular bee…

"Boo-Boo? Excuse me - General Boo-Boo?"

Yes, except I don't see how that's vindication for Trump.

"Well, I'm from Utica, and…"

Sick burn! About whatever the fuck you're talking about!