Helmut Kohl: coulda been worse!
Imagine if you were able to reasonably say, "Hey! At least I'm not Hitler!" every time you screwed up in your job.

I'm arguing.

"In baseball, clean towels are also important…"

And trying to rehabilitate the public images of people who were rightly made to look silly on the internet.

"Randy of the Redwoods is actually a Republican! GOTCHA, AMERICA!"

Curiously, the only one that actually means it personally is Paula Poundstone.

Well, except - who cares? Apparently the same is true of Larry the Cable Guy. And again I ask…

In general, the list missed out on great examples like Tosh. They were too busy making fun of people that never get made-fun of like Sean Hannity.

"We're just not going to talk about you" is exactly what causes media types to consider a highly-rated suicide.

Speaking of the Dunning-Kruger effect: Greg Gutman!

He quietly but overexcitedly explains what he's doing to you as he kills.

Any sportscaster could have easily been on that list. Joe Buck, with his endless love of Joe Buck, and all things Joe Buck.

"He asked, 'who's winning?', I said 'The Mets-' but he was already choking me with his cock, and yelling, 'WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH?' over and over."

"Oh, and if it isn't the Freedom-Loving people of Burundi!"

And of course, she's on the list but: Megyn. There's just no limit to the amount of hate I feel every time she unleashes that "You make me Sad with your Lies" face.
Kilmeade is indeed the little guy that you wondered why the popular kids put up with him, while Doocy is actually one of the popular kids, but he's in…

And Papa Russert used to work for Moynihan. Something about old-school Dems and leering fuckwad CNN employees.

Hence the name. It's some sort of portmanteau of "doozy" and "idiocy."

Oh, I imagine her sitting and staring at herself in the mirror each morning, weeping for what she has allowed herself to become. Shortly before snapping on her "hair."

Sharolf?

"Everybody! Everybody! Let me through! I'm a Doctor of Divinity!"