It's Pheteronormative!

I like disliking Hatesong. Therefore I hope it does not go away.

Which is something I've wondered about: Amy Winehouse's first album was total dreck. Almost all the songs on that posthumous outtake comp are awful. She literally had one good album in her, and that album was fucking great.
That one had a great producer and an amazing band, but the songwriting suddenly became twenty…

No, Go FIND Yourself!

It seemed to be the song that accompanied several tv show teasers, "Mercy" was. I couldn't help but note that it was watered-down Winehouse.
Then Adele came along, and everyone forgot about Duffy. Rightfully so, I think.

Headachey and irritable!

It is amazing how much that title pissed me off. Including my great admiration for rope.

I am starting to enjoy these. You're no Cookie Monster, Herr Schopenhauer, but please continue.

"90's were not a drug heavy period" has a certain surrealist ring to it. You okay, bro?

Oooh, that sucked too. I also listen to Beyonce and think : Brave Rich Person tells us all What's What. Jesus. People who get mad at her are idiots, and frankly, so is she.

Interviewer's kind of a jackass too, huh? "Who are we to tell Megan Trainor what to do?" A fucking Adult! A Person! Fuck you! That's why! WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

Curiously, Ms. Apple also titled her first album "Title," except it was "Tidal," but am I wrong? AM I WRONG?

Yeah, weird how this always happens with Hatesong: I agree with the guy, then it kind of turns out he's an idiot who is incapable of making any real point beyond "I DON'T LIKE IT!" which is…look you're a fucking comedian, are you not? At least be funny.

New Idaho: the Albania of the Americas!

"We just wear a lot of upholstery and put extra antlers on deer! It's fuckin' awesome!"

Blue Oyster Cult was prescient!

Though I always have to wonder whether or not they're just *claiming* to be a doctor or lawyer. Or just excluding the words "disgraced," "disbarred" and so on from their c.v.

In your heart, you know it's flat (tm)!

Throw Andy Dick in there, and you got a show!

Even better if it resolved to "Daddy eats first."