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The Last Days of Slobby Boppo: American!

BRING ME THE HEAD OF CHUCK SHIPLEY!

No: Bill Hicks!

Look, I know you hear this a lot, but: Oh, here we fucking go…

For one thing, don't they really mean "ontological" terrorism?

And you wanna make Jeffrey Donovan really mad? Tell him the theory that he's really just another James Franco character.

…which has always been Limbaugh's "defense" of himself.

The little scamp!

Oh, there's scores of shows worse than 'Girls.' But every episode in every season left me feeling the way you felt about this one, which is why I stopped watching it.
Was it the kind of pain that accompanies profound growth? I dunno; there's even other shows that vaguely annoy me I'd enjoyed more than this one.

Besides, '42' is the Answer, right?
Kinda like "what's in the box?" only has one answer now, and that's "Gwyneth Paltrow's Head." It's always has been, too.

Like "Contusion" by Nervus Norvus.

Like Johnny, Drunk Ed, Burt and Peeing DomDeluise!

(sigh) Okay, so the thing they're complaining about is *How* he's doing it, not that he *Is* doing it. How, not Is…okay?

"Hell, let's let all of these bits go five minutes! What could go wrong?"

That's some marzipan for your pie pan, Zippy.

Christ. Already?

"On the cover of a book we've both read!"

"DON'T GIMME NONE O' THAT FRENCH CRAP!" - Maya Angelou, in 'How To Make an American Quilt,' which is my answer to this week's question. I walked out of a *dollar theater* showing of that one. Yes.

Based on a quick perusal of all the comments, it'll be the only thing they'll be remembered for.