JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, SHUT UP.

Uh…wanna filibuster about God now?

That sort of sounded like…Conrad Murray…

I hate it when MomDad and DadMom fight!

Another person overly fond of the word "sycophant," no less…

WHAT COLOR IS DASH CROFT'S PENIS? i GOT ALL NIGHT!

Oh, who shall step forward to filibuster this comment section on behalf of the extortionist scumbag Chandlers now? Who? I feel like the alarm bell that goes off in the head of every jackass every time MJ is metioned should've brought in a couple Chandlerites by now.

OH, BUT HE'S GOT MANY THOUSANDS OF MORE WORDS COMING UP!

THAT YOU SIMPLY MUST READ! TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT CRAZY!

I would love it if all of you would take this shit elsewhere, but I am stealing the phrase "You are wrong always" for my own personal use.

…which he unsuccessfully tried to have renamed "ConradMurray'sSpace.com"

Any sentence that begins with "I loved how I…" is pure writer-ish gold.

But is on an exclusive, sealed shelf in the British Library.

"And after I very heroically failed to do my job, unabetted by the fucking duplicitous and WRONG EMT-types, I stood back, touched my Armani belt and said to the nearest beautiful model, 'Well, THIS IS IT!'"

A BRANDED automobile, mind you!

Rowsdower?

Also, Sharknado is too self-aware.

So watch them on Shout! Factory's site (hosted by Hulu).
It is said to be "free," but you still get the commercials and stupidity of the Hulu platform. Also, I pay Hulu, so maybe it's only "free" for Hulu subscribers.

Jesus. If they did, there's this early Judge Reinhold thing I've been wanting someone to give the treatment to…By looking at his IMDB, all I can see that looks like it fits the bill is "Survival of Dana." http://www.imdb.com/title/t…
Melissa Sue Anderson! Marion Ross! Robert Carradine!

"I'll sell some shoooes…Sell some shoooes…"