Look, I just want to be "Utility Outfielder," okay?

I have no idea who Jonah Ray is, but in general I think this show should have rebooted with a cast of unknowns, like the first time.

Yes! Because she doesn't get that your "team" is not You; your "team" gets to hashtag you, but if You do it, you look like you're the only member of your "team."

"Fresh Meats"

STEM CELLS ARE RACIST!

LOVE, IF NOT ALWAYS, SOMETIMES!
(whoa whoa whoa)

And that face! It's not the face of The Banality of Evil necessarily, so much as it's the face of Weirdly Hostile Stupid People, who actually seem to have a facial type.

Honestly, I feel like I should understand that, and yet I do not.

Yeah, but I certainly don't blame The Young for not wanting to even bother with running for office at this point, and think it's fairly indicative of the personalities at work in the GOP that so many of them are young and Entirely Sure About All This.

Well, it's why we laugh when he is pain, which is often.
That said, I actually have met enough Pattys and Selmas to know that you just have to steer around them; you can't fight them.

And of course, here I will need to trade in my Good Person badge, but: if ever there were one of those "the face you deserve" faces, that'd be Tomi's.
It just screams "I am a slimy, worthless, stupid fucking liar who dumb people find hot."

And it's hard not to love that one: "Oooh! The rest of you are so politically committed to your viewpoints. Bad!"

Or even the Homer Simpson version thereof.

Not unlike Bill O'Reilly's time on "Inside Edition."

I think that's what idiots default to when they wish to appear Dignified.

Ay, yi yi. Needless to say, they were pretty huge in Oregon, too. Until they killed an Ethiopian man, and the resultant trial ended up bankrupting Tom Weaver and his idiot son…

Roy is a woman?

Margaret?

Well…http://www.imdb.com/title/tt008986…
Kind of a tough watch, as I recall…

I was a body-double for Tom Mix's horse, but then the comm'nists come to town, n' we was all out of a job!