As an aside, if my last name were Eastwood, I think it'd be too hard to live up to the awesomeness of 'Clint,' as first name, and 'Scott' definitely doesn't measure up.
Solutions include reverting to the old language, and being Scott Osterwald, or naming yourself something more awesome, like Dude Eastwood, or Zapp…

Shortly after they made the 32 Megan Foxes, they broke the machine.

Unsurprisingly, I had forgotten he was in that movie.

KILLED BY A SPEED DEMON, starring…Della Reese?

And Neil Diamond did the soundtrack.

I've never Buttled before!

Ok, that's the end of this affair!

"Whoa, whoa, brother! We blame that bad shit on the devil! You dig?"
"So why'd you create a being of pure evil again?"
"…..(SMITE)…"

Upstanding family man Lot…

Man, we get weird about stupid shit.
The AV Club!

Shouldn't there be a "Tel" before "Aviv?" Like he's an Israeli bluesman?
Tel Aviv Abe, The Lush!

Eeyoww. That made me groan.

And in his diaries, refers to himself as "Me."

Hee hee hee…yes…

Personally, I'm tired of some version of this conversation happening every time we gather here to make fun of things. Yes, there's far more egregious things in this world; we know.
But Christianity -especially the weird variant practiced by Americans- is indeed a major part of why we're such a backward nation, and it…

So, has anybody noticed out loud that the main character's name is identical to that of a person already famous in her own right? Albeit mostly famous these days for having entered into a consensual sexual relationship with her father.

Gee, this one never gets old, huh?

"If not A speech…"

(strains of The Love Unlimited Orchestra's "Love's Theme" begin…)

Marty meets the Evil Jerky Man!
In other news, I'm never going out in the sun again.