Orange Julius Caesar!

I'll get that one for you, Dan: only the shitty, sociopathic ones who are bent on turning us into a post-democratic autocracy are.

Also, speeches mean only so much, when compared with actual decisions/actions taken. But we do love being lied to around here: see; Reagan, Ronald, entire political career of

No, but thank you.
And you're trying to hop to the part where you say, "So therefore, I'm scientifically proven right!" too quickly.

Whoo! ARGUMENT: WON!

Oh, no endgame. It's always freshman seminar BUT WHY ARE WE EVEN TAAALKING ABOUT THIS-level argument with these commenters. Just "hey, hey let's be fair now," in contravention of everything that happened in the last eight years…

Not that it stopped every idiot relative of ours from showing up to his speeches with pistols, which I recall being just fine with people like Dumbshit Dan up there.

Your try was warmed-over, half-assed crap. IN MY OPINION! JUST MY HUMBLE TWO CENTS!

Ay yi yi!

HE HAD TO GIVE A SPEECH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS!

Johnny Foreigner, when reached for comment, smoothed his greasy, pencil thin moustache, petted his dumb fucking cat, licked his rape fingers and said…

Deport all living people now!

Newsmakers! And NEWS-TAKERS!

YOU JUST LITERALLY RAPED TRUTH!

Hell, I just stand on rocky shores and keep the beaches shipwreck-free.

And perhaps should not be able to drive/rear children.

Yes, I'm fond of those too. Like the next billboard will be offering me the proof needed to back up that statement.

DOCTORS HATE YOU!

Or, as we parlor pinks like to call him, Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabbadoo.

Triple-edged sword won us the war!