Oh, Ferlin!

I always wanted the P-I's motto to be "Information for the Post-Intelligence Age."

"When contacted at home, Zzapp's parents, Kenneth and Donna XtReme said…"

Slap a moustache on him, he makes a great cop, too.

I recall Zima as being much like Perrier-with-an-attitude. Another one where I could not figure out who the target market for this product actually was.

Indeed, we all do, and we all are.

Did no one else notice the 'Merchant of Venice' pun in the last sentences? GOLD! Four-Loko Gold!

Beanie, w/propeller. Jughead crown. Dan'l Boone coonskin cap.

The snap-front western shirt is favored by me and mine because I a) Live in the West, and b) work outdoors a lot. Those shirts tend to be made with fabric that is light enough for summer wear, but tough enough for manual labor.
The fact that most of them tend to be plaid or striped, and that's the mode right now means…

"When they came for pleated jean shorts, I said nothing…"

Homburg or GTFO.

Upon seeing E. Wood in the photo, and reading about the nunchaku, I realized that there's some tropes in indie film we're actually gonna need to legislate out of existence.
Unless they wanna just put "inspired by the one guy in 'Ghost World' " next to his character's name in the credits.

Well, and sorry about the burning cars and all, but they were protesting the cops being able to execute people in the streets for no reason, with impunity.

That, in this case, isn't what you just said it was.

As sung by a barbershop quartet.

I think he's more likely to give you a stupid assessment of something. He wants to make the joke first, and the joke is usually simplistic.

Agreed. I've run into it enough times that I even have a little speech about it. Something ala: "since you're an adult, and you've been around long enough to understand that there's all manner of reasons why people do the things they do, surely you've devised your own way of knowing when someone's merely being…

It makes me so sad every time you say that.

And he's honestly exactly as bright as any other internet troll: he thinks he's clever because he bothered people. DO YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT ACTUALLY IS TO BOTHER PEOPLE? ANY SUBJECT! GO!

I debate your point that it was debatable that the debate was…fuck, what are we talking about?