Does that sound like what someone's older brother from the '70's who listened to too much Jethro Tull would call kids? Yes, yes I think it is.

I don't think you could have or should have to have done better in order to criticize such shitty writing. Nor do I think there's anything particularly courageous about the act of writing something you know is going to get published, regardless of how shite, because it's FUCKIN' STAR WARS, MAN!

Seconded. Although amended to: almost as annoying.

Plus, making Liam Neeson say, "That Jar Jar is a very odd fellow…" For some reason, that was the moment I started clawing at the armrests.

I saw it in a movie theater at noon, the summer it came out. Basically me and a bunch of other people's children. The kids loved Jar Jar, yes. And were bored as the rest of us were by the rest of the movie.

"Meesa mammma's jussa sleepin'!"

I think it'd be better done as a parody of 'Igby Goes Down.'

And yet, I'm STILL racist against Wookiees!

McKettrick…supplicants….Or CAN they?

'Sidious!' How couldn't we have seen that coming?
Hey, ask that loner guy! He's…uh, what's his…?
"Solo!"
Oh, seriously, just give me his fuckin' name!

Awaits high fives FOR ALMOST TWO DECADES.

Well y'know, it really was That Bad, though.

Or was he the GREATEST James Bond…?

Incredibly so…

Despite my having made the same damn point five hours too damn late, I'm leavin' it. To the Moon!

'The Day the Sub-Aquatic Rasta Stereotype Cried'

"His popping, blooping eyes and his gloopy, drooping ears bespoke an easily read subtext of deep sorrow poorly concealed, all higgledy-piggledy…"

"Popped out so much, they were now atop his head…"

Well, and if so, is Donald Trump not so obliquely the subject here? Big buffoon, everybody hates him, but somehow he takes over the fucking universe and destroys everything good?

Wattlin' n' Daubin'!