Hey, a lot less racist than a Jewish dude putting in some buck teeth and screaming "Me So Solly!" Right?

Curiously, I had always assumed they were supposed to be that Other form of Semite.

Enheartening, eh? This fellow sounds gruntled!

NOPE! NOW YOU'RE JUST SOUNDING ELITE! GO TO THE MOVIES! GO TO THE MOOOVIEEES!!! (breaks down sobbing)

Sounds very much like the name a c-list actor would give their daughter. Although I thought Steve Goth was pretty good in the remake of 'Room 222.'

I thought the gore was Vital!
(this is going to be a very short pun thread)

"DeHaan…has sunken, haunted eyes and a queasy intensity. He looks a little like a younger, colder Leonardo DiCaprio."
He looks to me like what would happen if Angelina Jolie decided to breed with Colin Hanks.

Well, I didn't watch it.
Okay, I watched it…

Well, my CRKT 'Pazoda' gets fine marks for puncturing and slashing, plus serration on the blade making for very messy flesh wounds!

Why haven't more people been using that one?

WOULD THEY SHOULD THEY, THEM I SLAY?

One would hope that if something like SNL were attempted today, they'd pay more attention to Timing than that show ever did. Saying, "hey, this is a pretty good gag for two and a half minutes, but not five," every time.

"Yer grampa never was the same after he went t' the peniten'tchery. (exhales)"

She looks like she's gonna settle scores. On people long dead!

"It's Rachel Bilson's Bariety Cabalcade!"

Yes, but get rid of Martin Short.

Although the mandatory singing/dancing led to far too many moments like this little gem here…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmD…

Why didn't he ever try to come back with a "Ya' doesn't have to call me Saluga" bit?

Steven Wright was a conscious parody of rapid-fire comics. The Unknown Comic? I dunno…

I saw George Carlin in 1985. The opener? Remember the guy whose entire schtick was that he yelled through a megaphone? Had his own Bud Lite commercial? That guy.