And fathered Danny Lloyd!

I feel that the johnnytwocellos media juggernaut could've done without the free adverts, but what do I know? What with my…me'shell n'dege onocello…

Lotta people 're talkin'! LOTTA people!

Agreed. She might be perfect for the role because she too drips ignorance from every pore, and has that weird, unearned sense of superiority that the whole cabinet has.

Kathy Bates is a great suggestion.

IS IT REALLY AN AGE?

He's also perfectly capable of not being the one that brought up his penis size in the first place.

I really hope that was a joke.

Ah. Finally a version of this argument that's actually coherent. I'm glad to see it, even though I still disagree. Body-shame a body-shamer, and fag-bait a homophobe. This is politics, not the Nice People Contest.

I hear tell it might not even exist!

It'll be Bill Hicks toward-the-end funny, or final-year-of-life Lenny Bruce funny, not actual funny.

"And if you run into your mother…this weekend…(starts sobbing) tell her I'm sorry…and pleeease send all the Mexicans back to Mexicanland on buses…"

Or indeed; all of us.

Re-BUTTAL! No, you're wrong!

Larry David, generally.

You know, that's true. Maybe she could've/should've gone some other direction with her career, in which she basically plays herself, and doesn't try to land punchlines?

Although she too has limited talents. She's got one setting, and it happened to be more or less that of the current administration. Rosie ain't funny, but all she needs to do is stand there with a lot of gin blossoms all over her face, and there's the joke.

Also tell me how to whap-a-dang, and let your backbone slip.

"I never thought it could happen to me, Penthouse Forum, but late last week at a three-star steakhouse…"

One of my favorite things that not-especially-bright people with no sense of humor tend to do is the Mirthless Laugh. I bet if we met this genius in public, he'd not only not be having a good time, he'd be unable to look anyone in the eye.
But yes! Keep winning there, winner!