Cut to Ron Howard's voice over: "Actually, he rarely did."

I would say.

"Well buddy, looks like ya' blew a seal…"

Also true, which is why Rosie is as good a choice as any. She's a vaguely unhinged racist who isn't particularly funny, either, so why the hell not?

Seconded. Even the Melissa McCarthy bit ran out of steam at around two minutes, then kept on going that blessed extra three minutes that every SNL sketch somehow gets.

Put and LCD Soundsystem in your showroom, and you're the boss of the mall!

Steve Agee. Called it.

ALBERT FINNEY IS STILL ALIVE, ISN'T HE?

"Loving Taint, whoa-oh-oh-oh!"

"Oh sure; like I'd join THAT club!"

Although they really do need to slap some more burst capillary makeup on her, if she does.

Well, and pretty much anything can be called "playing into his game" at this point, including Trying Things. So I'd save that advice.

Gee, if only there were more than just the two choices, huh?
Like, SNL does what it always does and the rest of us do what we can in our individual spheres?

Oh yeah; that's good…

Barron!

This car climbed Mt. Doom! And when we got there, we threw our lunch into Cap'n Doom's Caldera!

At the time, I was like, "charge some more for it and call it chicken cordon bleu…"

That's the breakfast option!

Yeah, and replace the crust with tortilla chips, and you…got nachos, actually.

At this point, there's been about as many people objecting to the pineapple as there have been about the concept in general.