Ahhh…yer one 'o thooose…

If yer feelin' like a pimp, chizza go n' brush yer shoulders off!

A tandoori chicken burrito sounds like a good idea even right here in the good ol' U.S. of fuckin' A.

OH! TOO SOON!

I would eat the corn right outta a lasagna burrito.

Also, note that pizza is only for children. FUCKING SAVAGES!

It's paleo! Somehow!

Taco Bell: it's time for Lastmeal!

You can't get Itsa Chicken at Chichen Itza!

Comin' outta the east, comin' onto the west, it's gonna jump on you baby, gonna stain hell outta yer dress.
Chizza: zero fucks taken.

Like Tha Sizzla?
Wait, is that actually some rapper's name?

I dunno. I'll just have the Hammed Beef, if you don't mind…
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Counterpoint: no, they are not.

And sushi! Applied directly after removal from the oven!

I can hear that sentence in Barack Obama's voice, for some reason.

You mustn't! GOD ANNN-GRYYY!

The Shirt Tales!

For some reason, I read that as Hulk Ward.

Good lord. What kinda asshole do you have to be if you're suspecting fraud at that level? Even if someone does get a free plate of Chili's, it's still just 2c worth of the same food-inspired-product what come out of a bag off the truck. Damn close to a victimless crime.

Even the hard-rock belter, "Fool's Game" aspect of his career?