Yeah, just engaging in a little hyperbole.

YEAH! SICK WICKED BURN! THEY'RE REFERRING TO ITEMS PRINTED SHORTLY ABOVE, WHICH ANY OF US COULD GO READ, BUT YEAH! DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THAT "THINGS HE'S SAYING" SHIT! NO PARROT1!!!

Beautiful.

I think Milo's dangerous too. But I think the media mishandled him from the get-go. The message there isn't "OH YOU SHOULD BE SO SCARED OF THIS GUY!" it's "I can't wait until next year, when I don't have to pretend to give a shit about this idiot anymore." He's the Ernst Roehm of his generation: you feed him…

Wait a minute: even when I was an all-day every-day smoker, I had to admit: pot smokers are *really* fucking boring.

My problem is that he consistently elides bigger and better points to make stupid jokes. I get that he's a comedian, and doesn't need to have the greatest cogency, but in going for the easy joke, he also fails to make the better point.

Well, you ever hear the reductive and completely smug ways that religious people portray atheism?

Like "Fat, fucking drug addict and professional Liar, Rush Limbaugh?"

The democratization of info, bro! Can't stop it!

"EXCUSE ME, MISTER GOD SIR? WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE LARGE CONCENTRATIONS OF DIHYDROGEN OXIDE IN OUR RIVERS AND STREAMS?"

PIZZA HOUSE! Oh, I love that gag.

Man, I had forgotten Norman Fell in that thing…

Or is "We Broke Up" a Perfect band name, ala Free Beer, or Special Guest?

In a Louis Armstrong song!
"Pops, you heard the story 'bout Long John Dean? A bold bank robber from Bowling Green…Was sent to the jailhouse yesterday, but late last night he made his getaway…"
AND NOW THE MSM IS SAYING THERE NEVER WAS A BANK, OR A ROBBER,…etc.

The Swine Flu epidemic claimed the life of the Ford Presidency!

Way I see it, this is a real win for the previous administration!

Now what we need is some sort of evangelical cinematic treatment of this, ala "She Said Yes."
"YES I BOWL!" (drowned out by gunfire)

And I love a nation of "anti-elitist" salt-of-the-earth folk who strangely don't see Donnie as smug.

You fucking called it.

That's interesting. Because there is one.