Damn! New term that I enjoy!

Oddly, I disagree with both of you. And equally have no desire to engage either of you about it.

NO. MORE SIMILAR TO POL POT, WHICH MAKES YOU NIXON IN THIS SCENARIO FOR SOME REASON.

Yeah boy. That was a toughie.

Although you gotta admit; any sentence ending in "…are no different than Holocaust deniers," in this particular context cries out for make-funnery.

Wow. If only there were more than only the two choices, right?

Hey: Give Up You Seat!

And I gotta say, I appreciate SP for finally encapsulating what most political discussion in Murka actually sounds like, which is "HERP A DERP A DERP A DERP!"

They too abhor the mosquito and unabashedly enjoy the sandwich!

Or maybe some better satirists oughta have a go at it.

Although the joke there is a hard one. I mean, it's inherently ridiculous that here is a bunch of people who've watched their local economies stripped for parts and sent overseas by rotten corporations with well-paid lobbyists blame it all on The Goddamn Gubmint, but where's the actual funny?
Absurdity, sure. Funny? I…

Guy whose jaw is hanging off having a press conference; "AH'D LAAHK TO APOLLOGIIIZE TO THE CHEENEE FAMBLY FOR ALL THE PAIN I HAVE CAUSED…"

Uh, how?

To put "smallish" and "dickish" in the same sentence, I'd wager.

"There's a place that is magical, and full of rain…"

Oh, it almost certainly made them cooler dudes.

I believe he did. After doing a show at a casino near here, he ran offstage to the production office and asked, "which way is the hotel?"
The PM said, "That way. But you have a meet and greet.." and Dennis ran the fuck out the back door. I've seen a number of people on the casino circuit who just couldn't handle being…

And their non-union Idaho equivalents, CATS and Rite-Store!

Where the Red Fern Grows III: The One with Sex In It

Isn't that from 'Boat on a River' (1980) by Frankie Four Cupola?