"Well, this one's called 'Donkey Hotey,' and I think that's pretty close to what you're looking for…"

I still maintain that this thought exercise becomes even more entertaining when you take it out of the realm of kids' movies. For instance, the ouevre of Gus Van Sant!
Pharmacy Rustlers
Your Own Individual Montana

"Ewww! You're Tatooineing?"

"Part-Time African: a hilarious romp with Martin Lawrence and something Wayans!"

"Well, here's that movie 'Trafficker,' by that director Steve Sodajerk that I've heard so much about…"

"A White Woman and Several Very Short Men"

And the Val Kilmer one about the FBI Indian? Thunderheart? Am I even sort of remembering that right?

As much as we all don't want to make old people sad, how the fuck else am I going to let my mother know not to buy clothes for my 46-year-old ass?

Worker and Parasite!

Gee, that rat's nose sure is…tumescent, isn't it?

State Sin City is in: Sintucky!

"Ya know, it's sad how many kids never get killed anymore fighting for their country. I'd like to tell you about it, but They say that I can't do it. But you know what I think, and what you think is that more kids need to be killed fighting for their country. That's what's right. That's what the good people think is…

But he was a Republican!
A cop-hating Republican who was also a homophobe who died of AIDS, but…okay, I see your point.

Or? Or! A Buttulant Petalface!

And so far I haven't watched a single thing this person's done, because I probably get it already: you're not the brightest, and you wanna be a pretty princess. And you're aware that you get to be Special in a particular way that is of the cultural/political moment.
Might very well be a nice person, but I wouldn't be…

One of my co-workers is one of those who is definitely in between category and definition, and a great person. But their pronoun is "they," singular. I will sometimes fuck this up, even though I've always been on board with the singular collective, i.e. "Each individual pilot will interpret this as they will."
But if…

Yup, I've run into that one, too. It certainly is made worse by the basic anger management skills that the very young tend to lack. And the fact that in the moment, it's very hard to say, "Since this is your life, I bet you've already figured out a way to tell the difference between a bigot who's merely being an…

Mulva?

My particular union local is certainly a mixed bag. On one hand, I get a better-than-average hourly wage, plus the opportunity to work for companies I wouldn't otherwise work for. On the other, the health insurance is extortionately expensive and poor coverage as well. The 401(k) is barely extant. I'd say it's…

Lacking tear ducts, even more so; check your contract…damn. Someone already made that one.