Unhand Professor Tolkien, you monster!

Siddown, ya hockey puck!

It was a +1 mace.

I'm guessing it's not astrophysics.

I think this apple pie/cheese combo might have come to America via Lancashire. It's definitely a thing there.

Oh. My. Godot.

Blowtorched, microwaved, wrapped in a tea towel and jumped up and down on several times, and microwaved again.

I love the way that his acolytes are viewing an addled old man's inability to taste anything at all these days as a badge of manliness.

In my experience, libertarians tend to lobby enthusiastically for the rights of the mega-rich to do what they like, but are less vocal when it comes to the rights of the vulnerable or the working poor.

His Animal Kingdom/Melbourne underworld Macbeth is still spoken of in hushed and reverent tones.

Frightened Inmate Number 2?

And I just repeated that almost word for word before seeing what was written a few lines below my own post. Great minds and all that, I suppose…

Which kind of played to his strengths as a large ham. Don't get me wrong, I couldn't fault him in the role; but Aufidius as a character is boast and threat in equal measure, two things which Butler does very well indeed.

Albanian is the last surviving language in the Thraco-Illyrian group, so that'd be my go-to accent for a Thracian speaking a second language.

Weeny, weedy, weeky!

Which is why Americans should be playing the brash nouveaux riches Romans while the cultivated but now second-rate Greeks should be played by Brits.

And we would have had to go with Adolfo Celi instead of BRIAN BLESSED!

"Frinds! Romans! Bros! Lend me your ears, eh?" Trevor Antony's funeral oration for Caesar.

Urotsukidōji was the biggest pile of shit ever to get trowelled out of Japan. Its fanbase doesn't tend to like women all that much.

Thank you!