My wife has just cited Bowie's Life on Mars and Under the Milky Way by The Church.

"Jacques, we're in! I see some luggage, and… ah, oui! The jewelry! And what looks like a real doll…? Mon Dieu! It's moving!"

Chief!

The Film Sclerotic with Jean-Christophe Jeauffre

So, no love for Corman's Battle Beyond the Stars then?

Oh, I know that one!

*puts on sunglasses* YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

I'm Brian and so is my wife!

An actor of such stature that he can charge into battle clutching a pug under one arm and still look serious.

And here I was last night looking up the Quasi War with France on the interwebs.

I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at the Polish Woman of Doom manifesting all over the place, but trust Patton Oswalt to be able to find the comedic in the depths of personal tragedy.

Must be a shitty used Land Rover for that little money.

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You'll soon be climbing the bladder of success!

Like I give a shiitake.

I've had it up to the gills with these puns.

Curiously apposite then, that Vegemite, that umamiest of umamis, comes from beer…

You'll need that retort. And a Liebig condenser.

You play Avernum twice in your career. Once on the way up, and once on the way down.

RAMMING SPEED!