Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

But it did give Charles Darwin the knighthood he never received in real life, which was nice.

Kangaroo Jack in the Box? There's an uncalled-for sequel.

That's the special premium service, Manbang: After Dark.

This is specifically designed to short-circuit any possibility of porn parody. The DPRK is smarter than we thought.

Tonight's episode; "99 Ways to Die!".

"Tonight's episode; The Bad Humor Man!"

It takes 10 pigs with eczema to make one bag of pork scratchings.

Hey, I'm just going with the phloem.

Set phasers for "Awwwww…!"

To say nothing of working in the Tunisian goddamned desert in Episode IV. I don't see any room for aircon there.

Though he did tend to overuse Tibetan and Mongolian as 'alien' languages.

Rinsed Pubis ?

"Are you now or have you ever been a Radiohead fan? ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

See also Iron Man 2.

Looking for the perfect pencil? It's got to be Just Pencils, only 5 minutes from this theatre!

Spake proper, tha daft Soothern pansy!

Excuse me, that's Powers Fucking Boothe.

Tickets please!

Cracker croaker!