So she was basically Joan Holloway?

And brachiosaurs don't climb skyscrapers. Though I'd pay good money to see one try.

Is that because the heart is a single cell?

Someone had to clean up afterwards.

In a very big trench coat, of course…

Ah, the infamous Corellian Steamer.

For the dinner, at least.

That's a pretty big if.

Not to be confused with R2-D-evil.

Depends on what Pope Sparrow I says.

And now I've got Horrible Histories' "Stupid Deaths" jingle doing a brain worm.

Yes, but can she fight off a pack of rabid dogs?

Oh damn. 27?

Nothing except Scottish Star Trek!

The Bullingdon Buskers, as Charlie Brooker called them.

Smurfs are Belgian!

It remains part of the Shannon Canon.

"How did Jesus feed all those people with two fishes and a piece of bread?"

Well, when they came charging out of Central Asia back in the 10th century, they converted to the bits of Islam that they liked rather than the whole package. Then along comes Erdogan to spoil it for everyone.

The Mehmet O'Reilly's chain is particularly good, though their take on colcannon uses pastirma rather than bacon, and the flavour of a pint of Giniz takes a little getting used to.