Speak for yourself, I'm waiting eagerly for Batfan vs Superfan.

Shut up and take my money, Coen Brothers!

Me too, but that godawful Costner version shat all over it at the box office. Who returns to England from France and lands near Hadrian's Wall, FFS?

"And gentlemen in Caluphrax now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Vectron's day!"

I turn my back for one second, and we get a stampede of Robert Evanses!

They're allowed one.

I vaguely recall a sci-fi Henry V languishing in development hell somewhere… I'm really hoping it stays there.

*mutters* Lousy predictive text…

Shit Starlord's Dad Says

Though I'd watch The Han Lebowski.

Can someone please post an 'OF COCKINESS' so we can move on?

Interesting. So the witches' sabbath and the rise of European fascist anti-Semitism are connected how, exactly?

"Ansel Elgort"? That's not a name, that's a bad Scrabble hand!

What a career, what a talent. And a great tribute. Nailed it, thanks Sean.

Great! 8 more HP!

And he went on to become a judge of the Supreme Court! Truly, America is wonderful.

Depends where you put your hyphen.

Professor Hitler and his Invisible Knee Machine!

You're thinking of Donald Trump, surely?

The Scarlet Skater?