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Cap'n Morgan
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I was 11 years old when my parents took me to see Blazing Saddles. Word of the film had spread like wildfire in my school, and we got to see it in all its uncensored glory.

I saw it in the cinema back in 1977.

Is that in the Potatobar system?

"Don't make it right to throw Chewbacca's ass out the airlock fucking up the way the Wookiee talks."

Will The Last Kingdom be as confused as Vikings?

So now Aidan Gillan has a recurring spot in the movie where he plays his various oddly-identical cousins of differing ethnicities? I'd pay to see that.

We need a 'Crap Accents' Inventory now.

"Wee're goan back ta Dragonston' naa…"

…when it's actually part of the British Commonwealth. Goosio is crying as we speak.

Budweiser's been doing that for years. They just cut out the bit where they put it on fields.

Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Andy Skeksis it is!

He hated that nickname.

say it isn't So…

Pfft. I knew that in 1977. Catch up!

"Wife, children, house, interplanetary crime empire, the full catastrophe!"

LEAVE ME ALONE,
LEAVE ME ALOOONE!!!!

Thank for for compiling an excellent representative sample. Not everyone's faves will be there, but as an overview, it more than delivers.

Got Nanobots, need to hear Glean. Really like Join Us, although not at first, curiously. Grows on you though.

Except he can't.