“How long did this list take you to write?”
Megan Amram: “Eleven minutes.”
“Marry me.”

The Maize From Westworld

Five years ago I came up with the the name Sushi and the Banshees. I never opened up a sushi restaurant but instead I’ve got a pretty good music venue.

But I would imagine they would at least use Riverdale to introduce Sabrina & give her spinoff a springboard, like they did with Barry on Arrow.

Or you could read the librarian’s actual response suggesting that donating books to a library in an already wealthy, predominately white neighborhood is dumb, giving suggestions as to better places to choose, but nah the White House’s narrative makes for better clickbait, good job AV Club!

Yeah, out of the four, I think she’s the least likely to actually suspect that she doesn’t belong in The Good Place.

Really? I thought it was a dude.

It actually makes sense that the people handpicked to torture each other are soulmates. In order to torture someone for all eternity they have to effect you on a deep level. Most people, you wouldn’t care about enough.

Between that and the revelation that he seriously considered dropping his titles I think that’s all we need to know

He totally knew. The box was pointed to the girl, and as frequently as she went in for more, no way he didn’t see it out of his peripheral vision. In her very first swipe in the video, their hands are in the corn together! He knew, and he let her steal to her wee larcenous heart’s content. Awww.

I think we’ll get it back - the implication of this episode is that the four keep getting to the same place emotionally, over and over.

And when Gusto doesn’t show up, he plays the roles by himself!

A male comedian bikini car wash fundraiser? Forget charity, I just found my next movie! Get me a spec script by next week!

Do you remember the “Ice Bucket Challenge?”

And how it went viral and became very popular throughout social media?

Absolutely. This is a Very Serious matter, and it should be treated with all the attendance Gravity and Moroseness it demands. We need to rub our noses in the Profound Suffering involved, and make no attempt to lighten up this Deeply Grave and Horrible Tragedy so we can fully commit to the Unrelenting Misery of…

I feel like I know more about PH from this than from anything else ever.

Nice clickbait title. They’re not banning photoshopped images, they’re banning retouched images that change body size. Nearly every digital image is going to be edited/color corrected/etc in photoshop before being published.

I see that making her a potential ally—she’s fed up, she has ambition, and she knows Michael doesn’t have the ability to give her the star turn she craves. But to possibly stage a rebellion in hell? That could be amazing.

Yeah, and the only one who had to interact with them on a longer scale (other than Michael) was Real Eleanor—who continues to be the only one really into this idea for torturing the humans. But this time she’s horribly miscast which is making her frustrated. It’s genius.

I don’t think the demons had nearly this much interaction with the humans before. The beauty of the soul mate scam was they tortured each other without help. They’re never going to survive a long con