Dude with glasses looks like a genderflipped Martha Plimpton c1985, so I’m going to assume this is more of a Super Dark Goonies reboot.

His actual answers were:
Madonna - Human Nature
NIN - Closer
Beastie Boys - Sabotage
Madonna - Express Yourself
Cars - You Might Think

*sigh*
Of course it’s Lushsux. Most of his shit is not-quite-offensive attention seeking (Hilary Clinton in a mankini! later painted over with a burqa! nazi bunkers! Kardashian boobs! T-Swiz being dead, before she declared herself dead!) designed to get people talking about what a total fucken edgelord he is.

Just like…

Oh God yeah. This straight crushes me every. damn. time.
Honestly my favourite version of the song.

It’s a valid question.

I thought they cut that scene from the book.

Use an RSS reader. Feedly makes the front page navigable again.

I should probably point out that I’m a bitter old crank that finds fault with most everything. If you’re interested in Peake adaptations then give it a go, and turn it off if it’s not your thing (because professional critics seemed to like it).
I would love to see it attempted again with current technology and a…

It was in the news for weeks in Australia when it happened. It’s not the kind of sporting scandal that involves any in-depth knowledge to comprehend beyond, say, don’t kneecap your rivals.

The BBC did a 2000 miniseries of Titus Groan/Gormenghast that was fucking terrible. Really hammy pantomimey acting from a cast that should’ve known better, and flat, undetailed sets (which is a shame really, cos I could never finish the books due to Peake being too descriptive).

Now that TV acting skews darker and…

Yep, straight up my favourite GG episode ever. It doesn’t really deal much with the overall series arc, but it’s just a hell of a lot of fun, and works well with wit/character interaction/pop culture references (which is the main appeal of the show to me). Rory is yet to go past her insufferability point of no return,…

I loved this as a kid so 6 year old me should have a dog in this fight, but 6 year old me wasn’t allowed to have a dog, so now I’m focusing my anger on that instead.
Ugh, parents. AmIRite?

Man, who painted this frame. A fucken dog or something?

Yeah, that’s the bit that screams unreliable narrator. Moving towns and not having it quite work out is a great topic for an article. Moving towns and not having it quite work out because you are a ridiculous baby that’s unable to pick up on basic social cues, not so much.

This also allows you to do your best Casey Kasem imitation and speak over the start and end of the songs for old times’ sake.

I’d be really happy to have access to a studio’s whole library on a month to month basis, if it meant having access to films that are more than 20 years old again. Don’t know if it’s different outside Australia, but everything on Netflix here is relatively recent, which sucks if your tastes skewed towards the…

Hell, I’m a dick to everyone just in case I’m the butt of everyone’s jokes but just don’t know it yet. Motherfuckers.

Money for Nothing was way more impressive to me as a kid than Thriller. I’d never seen any CGI before, and I think a lot of people overlook how groundbreaking it was at the time.

Look... me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re McDonald’s... I’m McDowell’s. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have…