Nothing for “Trigger Happy”, the song with razor-sharp parody that slices gun-humpers to oblivion to a peppy Beach Boys sound? C’mon now.

I wonder if Tyr shows up? I would genuinely love to see Kratos bump him to him, Hachiman, and let’s say, Horus (apparently like every single Egyptian deity is also the god of war?) just for them to sit down to dinner and a “okay, so how do you handle it” discussion.

“Why is Mickey Mouse so enduringly popular” is actually a really interesting question to ask. If someone would offer an actual deep-dive explanation rather than a corporate-sponsored puff piece, I’d be interested in watching it.

Props to whatever writer went “okay, so Giselle’s marrying a guy who already has a kid from a previous marriage, which makes her... a stepmother... oh shit, guys, I think we’ve got something here”

The array of pricier, more star-studded, and better-advertised Netflix Christmas movies has caused Hallmark to baton down the hatches.

The fuck? It was a normal camp except that one time, one unsupervised kid drowned there. Nothing about the movies work if Crystal Lake was not an ordinary, unassuming summer camp! There’s no possible story here!

Maybe nobody cares because thousands of people have also hit the int limit, you can do it with Onslaught, Iron Man, and Bar Sinister, and they’re just not attention-whoring influencers about it?

I kinda miss the Hitler Channel

Oh, is that who that dude was? I wondered throughout the movie why we were being asked to care about that random guy.

Remember when the History Channel was about history instead of aliens

All he’s got left family-wise on Earth is an aunt and uncle he didn’t seem all that close with, though. And maybe not even that — for all we know, those two at his mom’s bedside were just good friends or something.

Why are we making fun of Disney doing what they should’ve done in the first place, which is to get a room full of writers and go “okay, figure out what the next story is” rather than playing a $2 billion game of Exquisite Corpse?

Kemit Tully is also described as “green as summer grass” and Oscar “just as green” and with “a prickly temper”.

Absolute same

I absolutely want the loot boxes back. They were better.

Dig deep, past all the other core problems (Zuck is a moron, Meta is hopelessly out of touch, Web3 is a scam) and the core core problem is that VR is in no way shape or form ready for prime time.

She did fix her ending. Off-screen. It’s one final gag; remember, she asked KEVIN on the way out what the most cost-effective way to deal with the rest of the episode would be. So the entire climactic fight scene gets skipped and we’re just assured it did happen and it was very cool and everyone got an entirely…

in the hope that, when the masses realize why decentralization is important

This is Arleen Sorkin erasure

“He said ‘you know what I like about you, Weasel?’, and I took that personally, as Weasel is my legal name and not the character I was playing at the time.

Also me being an asshole and sex pest has nothing to do with this. Just bringing that up. No reason.”