This says something probably not great about me, but when the news about Harry just up and leaving for America broke, my first thought was “this is where The Crown should end”.

Not sure I care how funny the latest Nazi Sitcom is. It’s sort of not the issue at question, y’know?

Anyone still playing OW2 in TYOOL 2023 deserves the fleecing they get.

“This is modern feminism talkin’: I expect to run the world in shoes I cannot walk in!” is the most Tina Fey lyric imaginable.

So what I’m hearing is, I can post personal attacks right here, and it’ll actually cause CEOs to lose sleep?

Okay, but, like, is there a little picture-in-picture box in the lower left hand corner so a youtuber can overdramatically shriek at every jump scare

Wait, they casted the Fire Nation with people from the ethnicities it obviously drew influence from and not just “ehhhh, anyone brown”? Is that allowed?

You come back here and apologize to Eddie Kenway.

It is very vaguely worded, but so long as the cops and prosecutors aren’t using it for bullshit harassment — and they’re clearly not in this case, that car is clear intent to misrepresent yourself as police — no harm no foul.

Your headline made it seem like she was joining an ongoing fight between Peppa Pig and an octogenarian on Peppa Pig’s side, and may I just say, I’m very disappointed in you for getting my hopes up.

Netflix proud to announce it has greenlit the Torment Nexus from the streaming hit “Please Don’t Create The Torment Nexus”

If Ravensburger is smart, they will put the lawyers away and hire this man.

She’s in her 50s, you know. An entirely appropriate age for the aunt of a high schooler.

This is a situation where a smart corporation will turn an official blind eye, a wise corporation will give the guy a job, and a dumb corporation will send in the lawyers. Let’s see what Sony is.

If you can’t be down with a show that gave Superman a magical girl transformation sequence, I’m afraid we cannot be friends.

I mean, I kinda disagree with the thesis here — Clark/Superman isn’t being ignored at all, he’s very much the main character, and it’s an extremely charming portrayal of him (although, of course, “extremely charming” describes everyone and also the show itself). Clark’s getting a lot of deserved praise for his himbo…

I blame the writing for only giving her the one scene where she was a real person.

Agreed. Pugh existed to have boobs and kill herself at the prospect of a life without Oppendick, and Blunt was stuck playing Generic Bad Wife (Drunk Variant) for the whole movie, with the exception of that one scene where she just fillets the prosecutor.

My view on Barbie is that it deserves courtesy nominations for Best Picture, Director for Gerwig, and Actress for Robbie, but I don’t expect it to win any of those.

Oh no, won’t someone please think of 1999's hottest video format.