But Mr. House was intelligent and actually invented things.

Buying out theaters is both good, and bad, and doesn’t happen. Whatever the Narrative demands is The Truth They Don’t Want You To Know.

The problem with the entire shootout is that there isn’t going to be a single Russian corpse left on that battlefield — but it’s going to be absolutely littered with Skrulls. Either the writing is about to plumb new depths of stupidity, or the entire “false flag trick everyone into going to war” op has just been…

Oh my God, influencers paid to say a movie is a masterpiece say a movie is a masterpiece?????? WOW! You don’t say! Don’t you guys get tired of writing this exact story two weeks before every single movie with a marketing budget comes out?

So, when do we think “Hallelujah” will play? During a fight scene? During a sex scene? During a fight scene that is also a sex scene? Or all of the above?

Who’s still attacking artists in good faith for “selling out”? What is this, 1995?

A whole lot of people who go to Mass every Sunday somehow watched mother!, saw a bunch of humans kill God’s only son and then ritualistically eat his flesh in an act of worship, and walked out going “boy, the symbolism in that movie was just so obtuse!”

One of my favorite couple’s cosplays I ever saw was a Joker and Harley. They had an infant and had clearly decided that was no excuse, so they were done up in amazing custom outfits as ‘50s sitcom husband and wife Joker/Harley.

Known chud Tim Allen should have more insight than most into what happens when people get corrupted.

So on the one hand, I can see how “eerie, not-quite-right but nothing you can put your finger on wrongness” is exactly the vibe for a show like this, and that’s the sort of thing AI generated art is good at, so, I sorta get it.

No consideration whatsoever for the simple explanation that the movie looked bad? Every trailer and ad did absolutely nothing to sell me, I was left thinking “I saw this movie already, it was called Zootopia and it was way more charming than the really trite scenes you apparently thought were the most enticing parts…

Wow, a bunch of people pre-selected for their likelihood to hype stuff up and given a special private screening are hyping up the movie? What a surprise! We definitely didn’t get articles like this about Flash or Black Adam or fucking Morbius for God’s sake!

when you get right down to it, how simple many modern day feats of technology are at their core

Or, in other words, Deadpool’s script is written already and those other movies’ scripts aren’t, and there’s a writer’s strike on.

The “Miles ascends” shot literally took my breath away in the theater. Literally. I had to gasp.

It’s not the inevitable result of producing a game so revolutionary that every other game in its genre has been living in its shadow ever since, with a follow-up that has even seasoned game developers going “how did they do that????”, but... it’s sure nice that it worked out that way this time!

In Overwatch 1, you got one lootbox per level as well as three per week for playing Arcade mode, any lootbox could contain a legendary skin, and on average the rate was about 1 in 12. Assume three levels per week, which is entirely reasonable with casual play, and you get a legendary skin every two weeks.

See, okay, that I’d be into.

Last night, I found a Korok that wanted to get to his buddy, and next to him was a sled, a fan, and a control stick — everything I’d need to make a car. Unfortunate, then, that his buddy was across a lake.

No mention of the monetization? The Battle Pass bullshit that managed the previously-thought impossible feat of making loot boxes look generous and fun by comparison? How all the cosmetics that used to be at least theoretically free because they could come in a loot box or were available for the dupe-item currency the…