It continually confounds me that American TV hasn’t been able to make this work.

It really is a shame that Return of the Joker was out of bounds, because that final confrontation is so great.

“Theranos is a good idea” is true in the same way that “a fully functional bionic arm indistinguishable from a natural arm is a good idea”. Which of the multiple currently impossible problems would you like to earn the Nobel Prize for solving first?

How is “the concept of Loki has existed for literally thousands of years and I’m just his latest face” a newsworthy statement

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

Ridiculous! What would one even call a heist movie about this affair on the set of the Crown?

Why is this entire article written like this is something Disney hasn’t tried before

But this idiotic scam in particular reveals perhaps the entire thing’s biggest issue in a practical sense: it’s a solution looking for a problem.

Huh huh, you said number two

I’m gonna right-click your precious digital funbux

My favorite part of this whole idiocy was that their end-goal was to enable... a way to play MtG online, with digital cards. *gestures at MTGO and MTGA*

Ah, crypto: forever, always, and exclusively a collection of problems in search of already-solved problems to pretend to be solutions to

Copiously missing from this article: the fact that MoviePass 1.0 hinged their business model on “the chains will partner with us” too, and the chains fucking hated MoviePass and instead gutshot it and left it to die

Good. Removing money from crypto bros is a public service.

What absolutely staggers me is the mindset that this wasn’t instantly going to be copied, pasted, and blasted all over social media.

Because crypto is unmitigated trash with no redeeming qualities, hth

Vigilante vs. the Nazis was the most cathartic five minutes of television I’ve seen in over a year.

Crypto bullshit is, always was, and always will be a solution of problems constantly searching for already-solved problems they can pretend to be a solution to.

No, but you can’t expect any sort of recovery at all until the cancer is gone.

All of crypto is nothing but a series of rolling problems constantly seeking out other problems to pretend to be a solution to

A fool being parted from his money? Unprecedented.