Ah, I have found his problem, it is “Making movies targeted at an audience of Joe Manchin”

But he didn’t do that. The most baffling thing about this case has always been that the culprit didn’t do anything with the manuscripts he got. No ransom demands, no pirating, no leaks.

Honestly, after the dude tanked multiple arrows to the chest without even flinching, I feel like “a single gunshot killed him” is a low-probability position to take.

ASM2 is worse than ASM by every concievable metric (worse villain, worse story, chemistry between leads somehow ruined) and Into the Spider-Verse is by far the best Spider-movie.

This is an anecdote rather than data, but this movie’s selling tickets like literally nothing I’ve seen since the pandemic. I’m not going to be able to see it until at least Monday, because the entire weekend is sold out already.

The first and best Grinch film is the shortest one, and that is not a coincidence. The story is a fable, and in a fable, the motivations and backstories of the characters not only don’t matter, they’re active hinderances.

So, a southerner.

Any specific Marvel trailer, yeah, although maybe No Way Home gets an honorable mention for its first one. But I was referring to this:

Are you people afraid Scorsese will come beat you up if you admit that movies people actually saw had good trailers too?

Chris Pratt

Well, raised from the dead and turned temporarily evil, so... probably both.

I hate that video thumbnail with the firey passion of a thousand suns.

Are they doing two winners per category or did they just cut the amount of winners in half?

It’s Ocean’s 11 and you all know it’s Ocean’s 11. There is no movie with a higher ratio of fun to Oscars possessed by cast.

But can he ice-skate?

Literally what’s the point of even inventing the damn things, then?

He wants his EGOT and they want to keep him happy so they get the next Hamilton too.

The memory is important because it tips them off as to how many horcruxes Voldemort has made, which they obviously need to know to be sure they got them all.

Called it.

And by “injury” they mean “won’t get vaxxed”.