This is really exciting news to people who will actually buy this car!

Yeah the most disturbing thing is the prequel thing. If they red conned that it is another Transporter I would have been OK, but now it is just not right. At least they are not pretending that a manual A8 exists like in the Statham movies. Still no Statham loses around 50% of the draw power.

Audi: The Movie

Grandpa can go fast now.

I wish there was a site that followed Deadspin writers and picked apart ridiculous things in their life. The main goal of this site is to make people look foolish, and its pathetic. I don't think any of these writers have any talent, but are merely trolls. But hey, if it gets clicks I guess you're the real winners.…

Oregon is safe; educated; super solid food, beer and wine scene; and fairly progressive. Are these the white traits my white guilt is supposed to ashamed of? Please advise.

So what? He's not allowed to promote or like white people? If he said it was filled with Wonderful Asians, do you make this a headline? Why is taboo to go on air and say white people are good?? Explain this to me. Colin is a radio God. Orginal, interesting and honest. Unlike this website!

Long before you posted this stupid fucking article, Cowherd predicted you would post this exact article. In listening back to the tape, it's obvious that he isn't saying the state is great because it is mostly white, but that it is a great state that happens to be mostly white.

Ironically right before Cowherd said this he talked about how he doesn't read Deadspin because you guys are always out to get people fired.

That's really the only noteworthy thing about Oregon. It's basically Scandinavia but uglier and shorter.

I find Cowherd as repulsive as anyone, but wasn't he just adding in the "mostly white" part to keep his stupid Gonzaga thing going?

I'm black, and really cowherd does 3 hours by himself everyday, hes gonna have some cuts that sound ridiculous... but the large majority of things he says are really progressive... this is taken out of context and clearly made in jest...

Optics are bad, think it's a borderline foul though. If you slow it down it looks to me like the defender has landed before the Boise State player jumps into him. I can see why you would call it, but I don't think it's a slam dunk either way.

Those glasses are doing you no favors.

Why don't you just give in to what your real desire is... to call Don Lemon Uncle Thomas. Thats what you're really saying here, right?

Did you do a lot of research prior to buying? I thought these were nightmares. Are there certain years or engines the Jag community steers clear of?

Eight grand! That's about as crazy as buying a used RR!!!