BMW, Audi and MB have Euro brand prestige and sharp management. Cadillac is negative prestige and their dull management hired a charlatan who wants to party in NYC.

Optically it is completely underwhelming. The badge offers negative prestige in every major city. Go home GM, you're out of your league.

Instead of wasting so much time on junk why not work harder at your job, make some real coin, and buy a new one?

It's ugly and the only people I ever see drive these are Chinese International college students. Seriously.

tl; dr

Sorry, this whole thing is painfully awkward.

Should have come back 5 years ago. They're letting Jeep Wrangler own the market. But I suppose an aluminum Bronco will make quite the entrance.

It's more like we only sell turkey sandwiches now...because the roast beef sandwiches cost billions of dollars to develop and people rarely bought them unless they were half off.

1) what else is in your garage? daily driver?

Escalade

"So?" The cars all lose a shit ton of money. They basically blow billions of dollars producing cars for shits n gigs. That's fine...if they weren't a public company.

Where will you retire to when the board of directors cans your charlatan ass in 2016?

"The decision to move to New York has nothing to do with my personal preferences. Quite frankly, I'd be quite happy to stay in Detroit, myself."

I know it trolling but if you are or look in your 30's (complete with receding hairline) and people frequently ask how you can afford your car you either carry yourself as or you are in fact a loser.

"Come on. Cadillac sold 171,000 cars last year vs Audi's 182,000.

Spot on. Johan de Nysschen is a charlatan. GM wastes billions of dollars producing these shitty sedans and their coupe variants nobody in this segment wants or will ever want. Trying to compete against BMW and Audi is a futile waste of company resources.

"If this ends up available for $429 a month on lease, I'll get two."

SPOILER ALERT: nobody will buy it. colossal flop. lease specials for $429/month.

Agree. The Summit, etc. packages on the GC are extremely tacky. Too much chrome, the wheels are too big, etc.

I'm sure everyone* that actually buys new Volvo SUVs is excited for this.