capitalofperu
capitalofperu
capitalofperu

Fucking globalization. Back in my day you could feast on fresh local tuna hunted at the nearby cove. Now a shark has to go to a big box retailer for canned tuna caught near china. #huntlocal

It relocated from San Jose?

You forgot to add 5) In Florida. That clears pretty much everything up.

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.

Love HamNo, but no, that’s kinda bullshit. We’re supposed to be saving these people from themselves? They’re grown and have the right to vote for whoever they want, and insisting we know better only causes further division no matter how true it may be. We got plenty of people suffering in CA because of crap policy,

You capitalize too many words. It’s hyperbolic and silly.

Here’s your SJW card. Now move along.

Oh, we’ve got to see this fuckin’ play.

Though apparently, still got the out...

“Hicks, you couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn!”

I’ve travelled to Shanghai for work. Restaurants often have pictures of each item on the menu. Funny time though was when I wanted to try something that looked plain weird and the waiter in his limited English said “Um, I don’t think you would like that.”

Phew, I thought my comments were the ones driving away traffic.

*BOOM*

BROOM!

Eat Arby’s.

Spacecrafts:

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

I think this was worse. Cavani’s goal was like if the Falcons didn’t fuck up and kicked a field goal with 4:00 to go in the fourth quarter. Needing three goals in 30 minutes is equivalent to needing 11 points with 4:00 remaining.

That is no child! That is some sort of large truck.