It was probably a delivery issue, it was way funnier when he read it on the Astros listserv.

Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.

Even when Kawhi’s man is a high-usage offensive player like Jimmy Butler or Andrew Wiggins, the benefits of playing four-on-four on a well spread-out floor strongly outweigh the adversity of effectively losing the services of Leonard’s man altogether.

“I must point out that this was bad refereeing that gave them the second penalty. The contact that preceded Suárez throwing himself to the ground was very soft.”

“Correction: second American.” - Abby Wambach

Wonderteen Christian is also the name of the most dominant high school basketball program in Texas this year.

It’s measured as soon as the ball leaves the passers foot. Roberto was level with the defender just as the pass was played. He was clear as soon as the ball reached him!

Neutral here. The penalty given for Suarez was a disgrace, and there were clear penalties not given for PSG. So maybe Pique can shut the fuck up about refs for the rest of his life.

Really loved how Suarez couldn’t decide whether he should pretend to have been elbowed or pushed in the back, then settled on pretending he’d been stabbed in the throat.

Awesome game to watch but it does kinda bother me that Suarez’s fucking awful dive (after being booked for diving earlier) had to be instrumental in the comeback

*Nods, steadfastly refuses to change anything the next time around.*

Sure it had nothing to do with the referee? If you thought the Scandal at Stamford Bridge was bad they found a way to send UEFAlona through. Even Suarez thought he was being booked for simulation. Utterly embarassing but fully expected.

Wenger: oh so this is how you do it

He wasn’t really. Yzerman was a great offensive player at the beginning of his career and then a really good defensive player(while still being a solid offensive player) later but he never really combined the two.

Can you guys retire the bad spelling of Lemieux?

Lemeiuix was much better than Yzerman or Messier. That said this is a dumb controversy.

Seriously. Come to Hoboken. Our city officials will gladly accept your bribes as they would those of any other religious group. Look up “Peter Cammarano.”

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

With a game in hand, so in all likelihood Real is two points ahead?

Barca is in the toilet, Billy. Go home.