Heads explodes when the Lolilers benefit.

God the hours I spent at that damn Blockbuster playing their shit around the time N64 came out.

You guys announced Harriet Tubman before we did Norma.

Yes, and as per the NHL rule book Price should’ve been tossed from the game once he used it as a weapon.

I think he was trying to drag Palmieri’s corpse away from Carey lol.

Funniest thing to me was Petry trying to drag Kyle away like “I know Carey shouldn’t be doing this but fuck if I’m gonna be getting anywhere near him right now”.

And we all know the elderly always vote Democrat...

Someone who had the party apparatus sending letters containing veiled threats to party members that openly supported her opponent.

She didn’t visit Wisconsin at all and last visited Michigan in early October.

Except there is no way of knowing how many people would’ve voted for each candidate if the election were decided by popular vote!!!!

And your point is?

He wasn’t even Barca’s best this year.

Complete outsider here. I assume people, in general, get wrecked at tailgates. Do cops just set up right outside and do DUI checks after every game? Do a lot of people get busted? Are tailgate drivers more responsible than I give them credit for?

And the AfD won’t get elected as a governmental party - they are currently sitting at roughly 13% of the vote, Merkel’s party has around 35%.

Well, we could’ve elected the equally blue-collar working class female from middle America with no links to the economic elite. Oh...

...each one getting its marching orders to drive out to some pristine house on some pristine cul-de-sac in some pristine suburb. Call it Peppermintbarkville—a place that the rest of the world cannot touch, where even a nuclear holocaust could not intrude upon the bestowing of gold napkin rings and cheese assortments.

Is this the first in the new Deadspin series Whose Disgusting Congress Chin Is This? 

In short, the Wizards are butt.

You mean killing everyone on board as opposed to everyone on board as well as passengers on a loaded passenger aircraft on the ground?

I would pay good money for Texas to sign him.